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The Stars and Stripes and The Gutenberg
Posted Tuesday, January 1, 2008, at 10:08 AM
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Old Simmons and Andy

I have been accused recently of sounding too Andy Rooney-ish. That doesn't really bother me, because I like Andy and enjoy his writings and commentary. Andy Rooney was a war correspondent and wrote for Stars and Stripes during the Second World War. He was one of the six correspondents who flew in the first American bombing raid over Germany and published a memoir in 1997 entitled "My War". I enjoyed this book and have enjoyed most of his writings. That's probably why I sound too Andy Rooney-ish. I've noticed that if you frequently listen to someone or read too much of someone's writings that you begin to sound like them. Have you ever noticed that? That's precisely why I began reading, at an early age, everything that Albert Einstein had ever written. Recently, I have begun listening to Tiger Woods and trying to absorb everything that Jack Nicklaus ever committed to paper.

I hope Chris doesn't get mad at me for recommending another newspaper for you to read. Seriously, I've never been fired from a non-paying job before, so this worries me to a minor degree. I have a great deal of respect for Chris and I'm sure that he'll understand that I'm just trying to help broaden the literary skills of his knowledgeable and erudite readership. The old newspaper, Stars and Stripes, was initiated for and by Union troops during the Civil War. Of interest to us Bloomfield, Indiana residents, the debut paper was printed in a captured printing plant in Bloomfield, Missouri. (For those of you, who are interested, Bloomfield is just down the road from Bernie and Dudley, Missouri and there were 6 skirmishes/battles fought there during the Civil War.) Publication of the Stars and Stripes resumed during World War I and again in World War II and has been in continuous publication since 1942. If you have time and are so inclined, I recommend checking out their web page, www.stripes.com.

While I'm in the process of recommending web pages to you, let me give you another, www.gutenberg.org. Volunteers have uploaded over 20,000 books to this site for your "free" viewing pleasure. If you enjoy reading like I do, you'll probably like this site. Also, they need volunteers, so if you would like to proofread or help look for missing information and lost illustrations, then this site may be just for you. Doing a little research, now and then, is good for the mind, in my opinion.

Just this morning, New Year's Day 2008, I noticed, as I was getting ready to shave, that I am beginning to look like Andy Rooney. Before someone else notices this, I thought that I should write and say it first….and here's to us Andy, Happy New Year.


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That picture does mirror a definite resemblance...and after just recently having read all of your blogs, I'd have to agree with the above mentioned accusation. However, I did find this quote....

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.

--Andy Rooney

This apparent dislike of tv golf, and his lack of a goatee may be your only differences.

(Thanks for the recommended sites, they're very interesting.)

-- Posted by virginia is for lovers on Tue, Jan 1, 2008, at 5:58 PM

It's wonderful to hear from the great Commonwealth of Virginia. I'm sure Chris will now consider doubling my salary for expanding his readership to the eastern shore of this great nation.

On the contrary, Andy Rooney and I have many differences. We have differing opinions on many topics, but I enjoy his style of delivery, both written and oral. Plus, I appreciate the way he just looks at the frustrations and complexities of life in such a simple manner.

"I don't know which is harder, taking my body to the doctor or my car to the garage. Both worry me. I'm always afraid they'll find something I didn't know about." Andy Rooney

-- Posted by simmons on Tue, Jan 1, 2008, at 7:13 PM
Keith Sims' response:
(This is really Chris Pruett)

Keith,

Keep up the good work! How about I give you a couple of strokes on the golf course when the weather gets above 45 degrees? I've seen you play, and you really don't need it. Your 74 will top my 81 all the time.

I love Andy Rooney as well. He's straight-forward and tells it like it is!

Chris

Did you hold up the camera, and take that picture yourself??? There is part of your forhead missing.

-- Posted by Mr. Robato on Wed, Jan 2, 2008, at 8:14 AM

There is no way you could ever get your eyebrows to do that! I really enjoy your Blogs...keep it up.

-- Posted by HillTopRanch on Wed, Jan 2, 2008, at 4:03 PM

Actually the camera was on a timer on a chair, I couldn't get the CBS cameraman to show up in time for my photo.

Chris, It has to get well above 45 degrees for this old man, unless you're talking Celsius.

-- Posted by simmons on Wed, Jan 2, 2008, at 5:05 PM

Make the mustache a little bushy. Get rid of the goatee. Let that silver hair grow out. Lose ten or twenty pounds. Old Simmons would look more like Samuel Langhorne Clemens.

-- Posted by Wiglund on Wed, Jan 2, 2008, at 7:44 PM

...with a bolo tie, Colonel Sanders.

-- Posted by midnightrambler on Thu, Jan 3, 2008, at 1:07 AM


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